Random Stuffz That Your Friends Say

Okay, post all the random things that yours friends say here.

DC: Have you ever eaten guacamole? (Sp?)
Inglantine: I love Guacamole
DC: Well it was probably made with anchovie paste
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"Wow, this loft is really cool...I'm gonna roll around on the floor!"~my friend as we entered the upstairs room of our rented villa.
"It tastes like PIG!!!"~random girl in my science class, describing the taste of her water.

Another one of my friends: "Yeah, Mrs. Thompson was a really good teacher. I really liked how nice she was. She was strict, I didn't like her..."
Me: "...?"

LOL to the pig one!

"Hey, can we use this... thing?" Jack asking for tape during science.
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DC: This is me when I eat a lemon *flails his arms while making a weird face*

"Oooo, look at all those old monies...I mean...!"~my mom commenting on an extensive collection of money from the 1800's.
"Great job!"~my four-year-old cousin congratulating my brother after he bowled a gutter ball.
"Cuz I'll love you forever and I'll BE YOUR FRIEND!!!"~my brother imitating GIR's voice while trying to convince my mother to let him play his gameboy.

Me: "Are those taquitos?"
Friend: "No, they're taquitos." (they thought I said "cookie dough" )

Okay, everyone at our school was taking big important tests. And we were in the lunch line and people were taking tests right next to us.
Me (sarcasticly): I'm going to yell my heard off so they'll all fail!
My Friend: Me too!
Random lady who was walking by: Don't yell too loud!

"Don't stand in the rain, you might get wet." ~a teacher telling my brother to get out of the rain. (she wasn't being sarcastic, either)

I was coming in from the rain.
Leafy: OMG YOUR WET
Me: