Quotes from School

post any of your weird, silly, and just plain stupid quotes here. here's some of mine!
"Silly rabbit, trix are for kids!- random kid in hall during Wide Reading
"poupou!"- Dragonclaw in math class
"Onetooth! wait a minute..." Dragonclaw in math class (as in 1/2)
"My pinapple is molding!" Brook during lunch
"I'm a walking icky pooo!"- random kid during science class XD
Dragonclaw is as smart as a banana"- Goldpaw during homeroom
"That's how hippies are born!" Delaney during Music

feel free to post any of your quotes from school!

"I don't want a fish!" ~ Me in a whiney voice after Zoi was throwing Gold Fish at me

"Or you could build it out of Oreos, like I did. It took forever!" "But, Zoi....you never built it out of Oreos! You didn't even build a castle!" ~ Sky to Zoi, talking about a caslte project we had.



And then, of course, me and my friends have a very nasty inside joke that consists or horrible mental pain using everyday objects. It changes per gender.
For guys, it's "Cheesegrater", "Waffle Iron", "Screwdriver," "Potato Peeler", and "Bear Trap"
For us girls, it's: "Squid hook", "Curling Iron", "Fish Hook"
Of course, the girls have been thinking it up longer, and these are only the most common ones, but say one of these to a guy on my group, and he immediatly gets this sick, pained, pale look to his face and barely keeps himself from writhing in pain. Same with the girls. But we're far more horrible about it than they are.

Someone at school in Gym: "BARF ALEXIS! BARF AS LOUD AS YOU CAN!!"

lol to the fish one DM! it made me happy! me and Goldpaw usually roleplay from warriors, and we love one of the sceens from the 3rd generation, it was either DArk River or Eclipse. she's Jaypaw and I'm the kit of the name that I forgot

"His eyes are all stare-y!""it's 'cause I'm blind""oh, how did you get here then?""I walked""without bumbing into anything?"

we have multipule inside jokes... all that slip my mind right now of course.

mmk?

Olivia, you may now kiss the lump of snow. yay! your married to a lump of snow!" me, when we were playing around. at recess. in canada. in north america. on plant earth. the solar system. the milky way. the universe.

"what do you take, Granny foo?"- Jacob during Spanish. we were doing a play in SPanish, and at the end, Ally put on the wig that we used, and that's when Jacob said that.

ok?

Whenever my friends say something obvious, I shout "YOU LIE, YOU LIE!!!!" It's a quote from Invader Zim, so most people don't get it XD.

Wow. Very nice Gyf. xD

I like to say random stuff when people in my group are talking, like "Blahhh!" or I'll start to sing the Firestar song. or I'll say "stick!" to dragonclaw. he'll make the funniest face EVER!

I once heard someone say "That's awesome with a capital O!" xD

lol!

I can make a guy laugh by saying "Floomp"

"loud noises hurt my eyes!" me. we were watching a video (me and DC) and it started out loud, and I said that.
"why are you soggy?" DC. I said usagi, which means rabbit in japanese, and DC said that.

Very nice